We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to make this startling announcement….

Pandora Williams is about to be a dirty girl! – It’s shocking, it’s blind blowing, it’s astonishing, and you’d never expect such a thing from me. Right?! – Ok who are we kidding, I have tattoos and purple hair and some of you know me way too good for me to play sweet and innocent.

So let’s throw sweet and innocent out the window and go for the brazen hussy approach. Do you live in the Pacific Northwest? Do you want to get dirty with me? Want to see if we can overcome all the obstacles thrown at us? It’s an all-girls event though, so boys, you’re gonna to have wear some panties if you want to come…  Oh…. My dirtiness…. Seriously though it’s the Kiss Me Dirty event and it involves, mud, obstacles, color, foam and guy have to dress in drag to participate.

FitnessThe Kiss Me Dirty Event is happening in Portland, at the Portland International Raceway on September 21, 2013 – this race only happens in 5 Cities so far this year and luckily Portland is one of them. Woot! Woot! Of course they had to do it in Portland, we like to keep Portland weird and admittedly it is probably a little weird to want to play in mud, color, foam and maneuver around obstacles. But you know me, I like to do things just because I can, and this is something I’ve never done before, so it’s time to knock a few things off my bucket list.

This is one of those things I NEVER could have done when I weighed 420 lb. This is one of those things I would never have the confidence to even attempt to do before. I’m not even sure if I can do it, but I am sure going to give it a valiant effort and if I can’t do it, well I am sure there will be some damn good photos of me trying. ( I’ll try to convince someone to play Paparazzi that day.)

You still have time to sign up and thanks to the people at Kiss Me Dirty, I’ve even got a cool coupon you can use to do so and save a little money on the registration.

So do you wanna get a little…dirty?! Kiss Me Dirty is a women’s-only event with a delightfully dirty mix of mud, obstacles, color, and foam! Don’t worry, Dudes in Drag, you can play too! With this much filthy fun, you just might have to ask someone to “Kiss Me Dirty” when you finish! A portion of proceeds benefits gynecological cancer research.

For more information on Kiss Me Dirty please visit their webpage: http://www.kissmedirty.com/about.html